Thursday, February 4, 2010

Haiku that Blog! v1.05 Pandapple Edition




It's time for the fifth installment of Haiku that Blog!

This month we will be creating word art celebrating The Sporadic Cook. Nadia was the winner of Haiku that Blog v1.04 way back when but unfortunately she's gone MIA and so I've made the executive decision to pick on Julie 'cause I lurve her and I think you will too and also because it's my blog and I do whatever I want.

Here's what you have to do to have your own blog immortalized in verse -AND- win a cool prize.

1. write a haiku about Julie and/or her blog
2. post it in the comments on this post
3. wait to see if you win

Easy huh?

What do you mean you don't know how to write a haiku? Haven't you people heard of Wikipedia?

The winner will receive their very own Pandapple bento box, drink bottle suitable for sneaking adult beverages into work and a matching lunch bag! Wooohooo! The winner will also have the option of having their very. own. blog. featured in the the next edition of Haiku That Blog! If the winner does not have their very. own. blog. they will be strongly encouraged to start one. Failing that, the winner will be allowed to choose the next blog to be featured.

Entries will be accepted until midnight or so February 14,2010. Winner will be chosen by a panel of people and or animals who live at or are visiting or walking past my house. (Unless I decide to do a voting thing but since I've been meaning to look into the logistics of that for like 2 years and it hasn't happened yet it probably ain't gonna happen this time either.) Prize package worth less than $25. Anonymous entries have the proverbial snowball's chance in hell of winning, so please help me find you. Now get Haikuing!



Pandapple: 50%animal, 50%fruit, 117% awesome! Crappy picture though, sorry about that.

15 comments:

  1. You're so funny. Is that a haiku?

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  2. Julie is her name
    She can cook sporadically
    And she's cute to boot

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  3. Julie's blog is fun
    She cooks great grub when she can
    Goes out when she can't

    Okay, I think I need a bit more practice! :)

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  4. there's a lot of food
    on julie's bloggy banner.
    what's that first picture?

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    how many haikus
    am i allowed to enter?
    i want that bento.

    word.

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  5. Good question w. I guess the answer is as many times as you want. *shrug* Nobody's asked that before!

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  6. I drooled whilst reading
    about your Italian Beef.
    Julie's bento rules.

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  7. I shall use haiku
    to win over Julie's love
    for a cool lunch set.

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  8. i'm so excited.
    did you notice my question
    was in haiku form?

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    italian dressing
    never looked so good before.
    i like roast beef, too.

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  9. Oh, just how many
    lunches I could organize
    in a new lunch box.

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  10. i just now real-ized
    that ho-ho is on kai lan.
    the soup name scared me.

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    i bet you regret
    "as many times as you want"
    'cause i play to win.

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    kearsie writes haikus.
    she wants to win just like me.
    shouldn't have told her.

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  11. The Sporadic Cook
    Bakes, broils, simmers love.
    Food that feeds my soul.

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  12. Oh, lovely Julie
    Stuffing my eyes with food porn
    Damn, Nutrasweet's good!

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  13. The Sporatic Cook
    Cooks Up Yummy Looking Food
    Check Her Out Today

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  14. Hope I'm not too late!!

    The Sporadic Cook
    Feeding her family well
    Brings smiles to my face
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    Trying recipes
    Eating lots of yummy food
    Can I come visit?
    _____

    Family, trips, food
    Shoes, messes, successes, cheese.
    The Sporadic Cook
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    Sporadic cooking
    Leads to a happy Julie.
    Shoes don't hurt either.

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  15. Entries closed, the judges are calculating the scores.

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